In assessing the fitness of Senator Sestus, for the office of Proconsul, there are no doubt those who approve the choice based on his 'heroic service' as captain of a swift-bireme in the Gallic Wars. But I declaim unto them on this day that he never served on a swift-bereme; and that he is no hero; and that he is a liar and a coward, [crowd murmers] and I say this with certainty. For I have an acquaintance whose cousin heard these verities directly from a guy who was there [crowd impressed].
Further, is it not troubling that no certificate exists, proving beyond doubt, that Senator Sestus was natural born of Rome, rather than, say, Kenya? [crowd deeply troubled]
I am willing to believe the senator, would he just proffer the papers in plain latin. Oh, and is it just this orator, or does it seem awfully suspicious that Publius [Sestus] refuses to deny siring an illegitimate Aethiopian baby? [Crowd shouts in disgust] I know, right?
-from "Earth (The Book) : A Visitor's Guide To The Human Race"
Regardless of whether or not the obamanation was or was not born in the United States of America, this passage hints to me that we may be being hoodwinked into some sort of large-scale political intrigue involving impeachment and worse. What have they got planned?
